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(Drew Carey)
'Good evening, and welcome
to..'

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'Tonight's performers..'

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'The man with
the dirty last name..'

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'...Greg Proops.'

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'He's what's for dinner..'

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'...Wayne Brady.'

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'The handsomest man in Canada..'

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'...Colin Mochrie.'

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'And his son..'

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'...Ryan Stiles.'

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And I'm your host Drew Carey
and welcome to "Whose Line."

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Come on, let's
have some fun.

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[audience applauding]

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Thank you.

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And welcome to
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

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The show where
everything's made up

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and the points don't matter.

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- He-he..
- 'Uh..'

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How the show works is, uh,
during the show

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we're gonna ask our
performers to come up

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and they're gonna totally
make up in front of you, uh..

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...scenes based on
suggestions that

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we give them and
the audience gives them.

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They've never seen, uh,
any of the material before.

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They don't know what's
gonna happen to 'em.

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'It'll be really fun,'
'and then I award'

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them points
based on my whimsy.

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And...uh...the points don't
matter, 'cause at the end

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of the show I just pick the
guy
I like the best, and he wins.

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[audience laughing]

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And then we get to do a scene
together at the end of the
show.

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So, let's get things started.
Ready to see the first game?

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[audience cheering]

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(Drew)
'The first game'

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we're gonna do is called
"Let's Make A Date."

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This is for
all 4 of you.

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'Ryan, Colin and Wayne
are gonna be contestants'

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'on a dating-type show
hoping to be picked'

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by Greg, who's, uh,
lonely and desperate.

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(Drew)
'And...uh..'

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[audience chuckling]

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Ha.. Each of them
has been given

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a strange characteristic
or ability.

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I'd like to remind you they
haven't seen these before.

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It's the first time they're
havin' a look at 'em.

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'Uh..'

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[audience laughing]

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Oh, they're very happy.

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Greg's gonna question them about
the, uh, chances of getting

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a date and then try to guess who
they are at the end of the game.

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Anytime you're ready.

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Contestant number one.
Hi.

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Hello, girl.
Ha ha ha ha!

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[audience laughing]

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(Greg)
'Your a.. You're a jolly
sort.'

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That's 'cause I don't
let things get to me.

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Sometimes they might get to me,
but they don't get to me.

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[audience laughing]

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[audience clapping]

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Ha ha!
Whoo-ha!

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Right.
Number one.

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I love holidays.

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If I was a turkey,
what would you stuff me with?

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[audience laughing]

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Oh, girl,
that's pretty simple.

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I'd stuff you
with croutons.

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♪ Da-da da-na
I'd stuff you with salt ♪

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♪ Da-da da-na
I'd stuff you.. ♪♪

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[audience cheering]

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[audience clapping]

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Number 2!
Hi.

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- Hey.
- 'Ya.. yeah..'

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(Greg)
'Nice to.. Hi.'

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[audience laughing]

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(Greg)
'Are y.. Are you okay?'

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- 'Alright.'

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[audience clapping]

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(Greg)
'Okay.
I..'

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[audience laughing]

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[audience chuckling]

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[audience cheering]

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[laughing]

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[audience clapping]

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Number 3.
Hi.

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Hello.

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It's nice to be here.

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- Hi.
- Hello, hello.

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- How are you?
- Fine, thank you very much.

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Good, Listen.
Yo quiero lovin'.

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Hey, where would you take
me for a romantic evening?

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Well, I'd suppose we'd
go out to a movie.

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Maybe, uh...dinner after that.
Dinner...mashed potatoes, uh..

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...gravy. Uh...I guarantee
you'll have a great night.

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I'll have you home by 10:00.
I hear 11:00, I hear 12:00.

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I don't know.
I'll have you home some time.

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[audience cheering]

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Heh-heh..

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[audience clapping]

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Thank you.
Uh, number one...

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- 'Yeah, girl.'
- Yeah...

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[audience laughing]

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I'm a late sleeper.

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What's it like for you when
you
first get up in the mornin'?

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I think to myself,
I'm feeling low

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and I need some
lovin' to get me up.

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[audience laughing]

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And I stretch and I stretch,
and I think about you

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♪ 'Cause they ain't no secret
to what you can do ♪

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Ha ha!

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♪ I hear you oh, yeah ♪

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(Wayne)
♪ I love you, I swear ♪

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♪ I love you oh, yeah ♪

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Ha!

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[audience laughing]

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[audience clapping]

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That's okay.

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I-I'm growing fond
of you, as well.

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- Number 2.
- Yeah, yeah--

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- What, what?
- Yeah.

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(Greg)
'I like to keep in shape'

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'and I like to run
around in the park.'

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Really!
Yeah, yeah.

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What.. What do you do
to...to keep in shape?

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Same thing.
Throw me the ball.

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Where the...throw the ball,
throw the ball.

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[grunting]

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[audience clapping]

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[audience cheering]

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- Number 3.
- 'Yeah, hi.'

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- Hello.
- Hello, hello.

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- 'Hi, hi.'
- Hi.

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(Greg)
'Hi, I like to go'

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to those discount
restaurants
'cause it's cheaper.

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How much would you
spend on a dinner?

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Oh, I couldn't say.

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I'd probably spend
$5.00, $10, maybe $20.

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I just wanna
impress you.

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I wanna impress you
uh...as much as I can.

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I wanna sleep
with you once.

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I wanna sleep
with you twice.

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And sold!

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[audience cheering]

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[buzzer]

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[audience clapping]

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Uh...Pooky, would
you like to guess?

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Alright, Drew. Uh..

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I think number one
is a blues singer?

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(Drew)
'Yeah, an old blues singer.'

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[applause]

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Number 2 is a spotted jackal
from the Serengeti plains.

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[audience chuckling]

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He's a..
He's a dog!

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Yeah, an excitable dog.

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(Greg)
A boney dog.

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[applause continues]

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And number 3 is
extremely hyper.

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(Greg)
'I think he's a...a..'

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- An auctioneer of some--
- 'Yes.'

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[indistinct chatter]

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[audience cheering]

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That was great.
Uh, 50 points to Colin

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for stickin' his
tongue out so much.

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[audience laughing]

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(Drew)
'Now we come to a game called'

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"Sound Effects."
Uh...this is for Colin and
Ryan.

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Colin, you're gonna
improvise a scene

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and you'll have to respond
to sound effects made by Ryan.

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- Here's a microphone, Ryan.
- Thank you.

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And, uh,
your scene is..

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...you're an
ambulance driver

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'on your first
emergency call.'

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An ambulance driver on, uh,
his first emergency call.

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Take it away.

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[snoring]

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[muttering]

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Oh, just like that.
Oh, my..

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(Ryan)
'Ding ding ding ding ding'

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'ding ding ding ding ding
ding ding ding ding ding--'

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[click]

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Oh!

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[heaves]

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Oh-ho-ha.

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[pigeons cooing]

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[squawk]

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[audience laughing]

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Uh-ha.

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tack tack tack

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[audience laughing]

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oh!

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tack tack tack

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[door open]

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[door close]

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[engine revving]

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[engine whines]

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[engine starts]

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[audience laughing]

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[audience clapping]

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[Drew laughing]

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[grunts]

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thud

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[engine revving]

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[revving continues]

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[Drew laughs]

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[siren blaring]

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[ice cream truck music]

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thud

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[siren blaring]

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[tires screech]

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[thunk]

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[door closes]

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Oh!

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[heartbeat]

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[grunts]

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[electricity zapping]

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[electricity zapping]

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[electricity zapping]

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[audience cheering]

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[puncture]

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[thumping]

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[heartbeat]

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[groaning]

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[muttering]

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Hey, thank you
very much.

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[audience chuckling]

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[door closes]

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[engine starts]

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'Aah!'

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[buzzer]

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[audience cheering]

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[talking indistinctly]

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[audience clapping]

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All that energy, all that
thought that was brilliant.

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Uh...unfortunately,
that was a non-scoring round.

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[sighs]

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[audience laughing]

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Ha, really sorry.

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Uh, now we go on to
a game called "Hats".

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This is for
all 4 of you.

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Colin and Ryan,
come get the first box

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of hats here,
right in front.

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And Greg and Wayne,
you're gonna use

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the other box
of hats.

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And uh, this is
a rapid-fire game

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and each of you has to,
as fast as possible

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come up with as
many examples of

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the world's worst
dating service video.

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The world's worst
dating service video.

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[audience laughing]

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Colin and Ryan,
you're gonna start.

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[audience laughing]

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I may taste like butter..

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[audience laughing]

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[buzzer]

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[audience clapping]

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I like to take things
as they come

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and I'm all one for
letting our love grow.

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[buzzer]

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[audience cheering]

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[audience clapping]

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[audience chuckling]

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Just use your imagination.

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[audience roaring]

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[buzzer]

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[audience clapping]

265
00:09:02,279 --> 00:09:05,090
I hope you don't mind
sand in everything.

266
00:09:06,029 --> 00:09:07,009
[audience cheering]

267
00:09:07,029 --> 00:09:07,289
[buzzer]

268
00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:10,120
I'd like to ask you out.

269
00:09:10,139 --> 00:09:11,190
All I need is
a little courage!

270
00:09:12,179 --> 00:09:13,210
[audience clapping]

271
00:09:13,230 --> 00:09:14,200
[buzzer]

272
00:09:16,159 --> 00:09:19,009
[effeminately]
I'm just one flame
looking for another.

273
00:09:19,179 --> 00:09:20,159
[buzzer]

274
00:09:20,179 --> 00:09:21,139
[audience laughing]

275
00:09:22,179 --> 00:09:23,139
[audience clapping]

276
00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:26,070
(Ryan as Crocodile)
I'll be the best date

277
00:09:26,090 --> 00:09:28,269
you ever had,
and that's no crock!

278
00:09:28,289 --> 00:09:30,019
[audience laughing]

279
00:09:30,039 --> 00:09:31,000
[buzzer]

280
00:09:32,289 --> 00:09:35,019
Uh...Hi, I've been
trapped on a desert island

281
00:09:35,039 --> 00:09:37,169
for the last 7 years
with a movie star

282
00:09:37,190 --> 00:09:40,019
and a professor,
and I need it.

283
00:09:40,230 --> 00:09:41,220
[buzzer]

284
00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:43,000
[audience cheering]

285
00:09:43,019 --> 00:09:44,080
[audience clapping]

286
00:09:45,190 --> 00:09:47,019
I'd like to take you
out for a few drinks

287
00:09:47,039 --> 00:09:48,190
but...I'm a miner.

288
00:09:48,210 --> 00:09:49,269
[audience chuckling]

289
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,190
[buzzer]

290
00:09:51,210 --> 00:09:52,190
[audience cheering]

291
00:09:55,090 --> 00:09:57,100
[Indian accent]
I am predicting
a lot of booty tonight.

292
00:09:58,039 --> 00:09:59,000
[audience roaring]

293
00:09:59,190 --> 00:10:00,149
[buzzer]

294
00:10:02,289 --> 00:10:03,279
Come on, I'm horny.

295
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:04,259
[audience laughing]

296
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,259
[buzzer]

297
00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,070
[Scottish accent]
That's great!

298
00:10:10,090 --> 00:10:11,240
They call me
black Angus.

299
00:10:11,259 --> 00:10:12,279
[audience laughing]

300
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,019
[buzzer]

301
00:10:14,039 --> 00:10:15,000
[audience roaring]

302
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,279
I see great things
in the future for us.

303
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,179
I know, I've got crystal balls.

304
00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,190
[audience laughing]

305
00:10:24,210 --> 00:10:25,210
[buzzer]

306
00:10:25,230 --> 00:10:27,190
[audience clapping]

307
00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,129
Shogabah!

308
00:10:30,149 --> 00:10:31,279
Maboto like virgin.

309
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,129
[audience laughing]

310
00:10:33,149 --> 00:10:35,190
[buzzer]

311
00:10:35,210 --> 00:10:37,039
Thank you very much.

312
00:10:37,059 --> 00:10:38,289
We'll be right back with more
of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

313
00:10:39,009 --> 00:10:40,190
Right after this,
don't go away.

314
00:10:40,210 --> 00:10:41,179
[audience cheering]

315
00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:45,059
[theme music]

316
00:10:48,009 --> 00:10:49,210
Welcome back to
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

317
00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:51,009
The show where
everything is made up

318
00:10:51,029 --> 00:10:52,090
and the points
don't matter.

319
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,019
Uh, I don't know know
how many points to award

320
00:10:55,039 --> 00:10:57,019
because during the commercial
I was takin' off my pants.

321
00:10:57,039 --> 00:10:58,049
[audience laughing]

322
00:10:58,070 --> 00:10:59,169
(Drew)
'That's right.'

323
00:10:59,190 --> 00:11:01,289
Okay, now we go on to a game
called "Greatest Hits".

324
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:04,289
This is for Colin, Ryan, and
Wayne with help of Laura Hall.

325
00:11:05,009 --> 00:11:06,039
On the keyboards,
Laura Hall.

326
00:11:06,059 --> 00:11:08,029
[audience applauding]

327
00:11:09,090 --> 00:11:10,200
We just found her
outside before the show.

328
00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:11,259
Can you believe it?

329
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:14,159
Uh, Colin and Ryan are
T.V. voice-over people

330
00:11:14,179 --> 00:11:15,190
and you're gonna
be talkin' about

331
00:11:15,210 --> 00:11:16,230
the latest compilation
album and Wayne

332
00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:18,200
you're gonna sing
snippets of the songs.

333
00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:21,149
What we need from the audience
is the, uh, a kind of
profession

334
00:11:21,169 --> 00:11:23,090
you wouldn't normally
sing a song about.

335
00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:24,090
[audience shouting]

336
00:11:24,110 --> 00:11:25,279
- 'Accounting!'
- 'Uh, okay.'

337
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,100
(female
'Accounting!'

338
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,279
Okay, I heard a lot of a..
Heard a lot of "Accounting".

339
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,080
[audience cheering]

340
00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:33,049
Don't know how you're gonna
do it, but good luck.

341
00:11:33,070 --> 00:11:36,029
Uh...the name of your album
is "Songs Of Accounting".

342
00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:39,000
Hi.
Sorry to interrupt.

343
00:11:39,019 --> 00:11:40,250
We'll be back
to the 24-hour

344
00:11:40,269 --> 00:11:43,120
Drew Carey network
in just a moment.

345
00:11:43,139 --> 00:11:45,210
But first we've got
a special offer for you.

346
00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:48,000
You know, many people think
accountants are boring.

347
00:11:48,019 --> 00:11:49,009
isn't it?

348
00:11:49,029 --> 00:11:50,210
[scoffs]
They are.

349
00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:53,009
But out of great
boredom
comes great songs

350
00:11:53,029 --> 00:11:57,190
and we've come up with
a 25,000-hour C.D.

351
00:11:57,210 --> 00:11:59,139
filled with
songs
of accounting.

352
00:11:59,159 --> 00:12:01,039
That's right.
We have, Colin.

353
00:12:01,059 --> 00:12:02,090
Many different songs.

354
00:12:02,110 --> 00:12:04,139
Who forget...forget
that disco favorite

355
00:12:04,159 --> 00:12:07,259
D-I-V-O-R-C-E I.R.S.?

356
00:12:07,279 --> 00:12:08,269
[audience laughing]

357
00:12:08,289 --> 00:12:10,250
[disco beat]

358
00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:16,110
♪ Get out ♪

359
00:12:18,269 --> 00:12:19,250
♪ Get out ♪

360
00:12:19,269 --> 00:12:21,080
♪ Listen to me ♪

361
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:23,200
♪ Here's a fact
you will believe ♪

362
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,000
♪ You cheated on me ♪

363
00:12:25,019 --> 00:12:27,149
♪ Now I want your ass to leave ♪

364
00:12:27,169 --> 00:12:28,200
♪ That is right ♪

365
00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:31,000
♪ None of this is funny ♪

366
00:12:31,019 --> 00:12:34,000
♪ Just pack your bags
and give me all your money ♪

367
00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:38,000
♪ I said D-I-V-O-R-C-E ♪

368
00:12:38,019 --> 00:12:40,000
♪ I-R-S ♪

369
00:12:40,019 --> 00:12:42,000
♪ Yeah I said ♪

370
00:12:42,019 --> 00:12:45,250
♪ D-I-V-O-R-C-E ♪

371
00:12:45,269 --> 00:12:48,259
♪ I-R-S ♪♪

372
00:12:48,279 --> 00:12:49,259
(Drew)
'Oh, thanks.'

373
00:12:49,279 --> 00:12:50,240
[audience applauding]

374
00:12:51,279 --> 00:12:52,240
[audience clapping]

375
00:12:57,029 --> 00:12:59,289
For me, that brings back
memories of big pants

376
00:13:00,009 --> 00:13:01,279
and shoes with fish
in the heels.

377
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:02,289
[audience chuckling]

378
00:13:03,009 --> 00:13:04,090
Enough about yesterday.

379
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,139
Every song a hit,
every hit a smack.

380
00:13:07,159 --> 00:13:08,179
But you know what?

381
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,059
[chuckles]

382
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,179
I even have
a song on
this.

383
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,220
- Remember that?
- You do not.

384
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,039
But we don't
have
time to listen
to it.

385
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:15,190
What we do have
time to listen
to

386
00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:18,039
is that great song
from the swing
era..

387
00:13:18,059 --> 00:13:20,049
"Your Love Has
Bankrupted Me."

388
00:13:21,269 --> 00:13:23,230
[pop melody]

389
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:25,210
[piano continues]

390
00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:32,100
♪ Because I would bet 7 ♪

391
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,100
♪ Hoping that your love would ♪

392
00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:37,149
♪ Take me all
the way to heaven ♪

393
00:13:37,169 --> 00:13:39,000
♪ But I guess
when you gamble ♪

394
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,200
♪ You've got no luck ♪

395
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:43,049
♪ Your love has
left me bankrupt ♪

396
00:13:43,070 --> 00:13:45,169
♪ Oh, chapter 11
of the heart's what I got ♪

397
00:13:45,190 --> 00:13:47,000
♪ It's hot Chapter 11 ♪

398
00:13:47,019 --> 00:13:48,250
♪ Of the heart's
what I got ♪

399
00:13:48,269 --> 00:13:50,100
♪ Hey, without you around me ♪

400
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,250
♪ Ain't got nobody see, 'cause ♪

401
00:13:51,269 --> 00:13:54,049
♪ Chapter 11 is what I am ♪

402
00:13:54,070 --> 00:13:57,139
♪ Because your love
has left me bankrupt ♪

403
00:13:57,159 --> 00:13:59,289
♪ Why don't you
get out of here? Oh, yeah ♪♪

404
00:14:00,009 --> 00:14:00,269
[buzzer]

405
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,210
[audience roaring]

406
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,289
[everyone clapping]

407
00:14:05,009 --> 00:14:06,090
Man!

408
00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:08,039
- Hey, Colin.
- What, Ryan?

409
00:14:08,059 --> 00:14:09,059
How much money
would you pay

410
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,190
for a 2 C.D. set
like this?

411
00:14:10,210 --> 00:14:12,289
Oh well, I don't
know.
Thirty nine
dollars?

412
00:14:13,009 --> 00:14:14,190
[audience chuckling]

413
00:14:14,210 --> 00:14:17,289
Unfortunately,
it's $69.95.

414
00:14:18,009 --> 00:14:20,289
But I was
talking
thirty nine
dollars

415
00:14:21,009 --> 00:14:23,090
in a foreign currency
which doesn't quite--

416
00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:25,240
- Add up to more than that.
- Add up to more than that.

417
00:14:25,259 --> 00:14:28,049
Oh, because the hits
keep on coming.

418
00:14:28,070 --> 00:14:29,250
Who could ever
forget that early

419
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:33,019
Rock-N-Roll favorite,
"Deduct This"?

420
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,100
[audience laughing]

421
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:36,200
[upbeat music]

422
00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:37,179
Whoo!

423
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,090
♪ Here's some things
I know you see ♪

424
00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:43,230
♪ But you better better
save all your receipts ♪

425
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,019
♪ Because you
better save them ♪

426
00:14:45,039 --> 00:14:47,100
♪ Because you'll do
all the best ♪

427
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,200
♪ Whoo! ♪

428
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:51,000
♪ Because if you don't
save your receipts ♪

429
00:14:51,019 --> 00:14:52,100
♪ An accountant can deduct ♪

430
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,000
♪ You better believe me ♪

431
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,240
♪ Because I.R.S. deduct this ♪

432
00:14:56,259 --> 00:14:57,230
♪ Whoo! ♪

433
00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,240
♪ Deduct ♪

434
00:14:59,259 --> 00:15:01,090
♪ You're screwed ♪

435
00:15:01,110 --> 00:15:04,190
♪ Don't save it
now you're sued, oh yeah ♪

436
00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:06,289
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
oh, yeah ♪

437
00:15:07,009 --> 00:15:08,120
♪ Whoo-oo-ooh ♪

438
00:15:08,139 --> 00:15:09,190
♪ Baby ♪

439
00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:11,179
♪ You better deduct this ♪

440
00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:13,240
♪ Whoo-ooh! ♪♪

441
00:15:13,259 --> 00:15:15,090
[audience applauding]

442
00:15:15,110 --> 00:15:16,090
[buzzer]

443
00:15:16,110 --> 00:15:17,190
[audience clapping]

444
00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:19,090
[chuckles]

445
00:15:19,110 --> 00:15:21,070
[applause]

446
00:15:22,009 --> 00:15:23,049
(Drew)
'Man.'

447
00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:24,190
I'd normally, I'd give
Wayne all the points

448
00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:27,100
but something about the way
Greg was tappin' his toes.

449
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,230
Sorry.

450
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:31,049
[chuckles]

451
00:15:31,070 --> 00:15:33,169
That's right, baby. See me
in my trailer after the
show.

452
00:15:35,019 --> 00:15:36,100
Now we're gonna play a game
called "Party Quirks".

453
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:37,100
This is for Greg.

454
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,190
You're gonna be
hosting a party

455
00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:39,250
and Wayne, Colin and Ryan
are gonna be the guests.

456
00:15:39,269 --> 00:15:41,070
(Drew)
'Each of you have a strange'

457
00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:43,049
'quirk or identity that's
written in these envelopes.'

458
00:15:43,070 --> 00:15:45,049
'This is the first time
they've ever seen them,'

459
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,000
'and what Greg has
to do is guess..'

460
00:15:47,019 --> 00:15:48,179
[audience chuckling]

461
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,250
...what the quirks are.

462
00:15:50,269 --> 00:15:52,149
Uh, so, Greg, why don't you
come
over here and set the party.

463
00:15:52,169 --> 00:15:53,250
Wayne, Colin, Ryan,
you line up over there

464
00:15:53,269 --> 00:15:56,029
and I'll buzz you in
with the doorbell here.

465
00:15:56,049 --> 00:15:57,179
And whenever you're ready,
Greg, start the party.

466
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,200
Yeah, it's
a "Spice Girls" party.

467
00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:01,279
Since they're missing one,
I'm the new one, "Specky
Spice."

468
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,269
[audience cheering]

469
00:16:03,289 --> 00:16:05,120
[doorbell ringing]

470
00:16:05,139 --> 00:16:06,279
There's the bell.

471
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,039
Hello, Wayne.

472
00:16:08,059 --> 00:16:09,190
[slowed down sound effects]

473
00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:10,289
[grunts]

474
00:16:11,009 --> 00:16:11,269
pow

475
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,090
[gunshots]

476
00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:16,190
shee-e-eng

477
00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:18,289
fwah-doo

478
00:16:19,009 --> 00:16:20,139
[grunts]

479
00:16:20,159 --> 00:16:21,259
thud

480
00:16:21,279 --> 00:16:23,009
[groans]

481
00:16:23,029 --> 00:16:24,289
Can I get you a
corn
chip or somethin'?

482
00:16:26,009 --> 00:16:26,289
[doorbell ringing]

483
00:16:27,009 --> 00:16:28,279
Hey, you just
relax over
there.

484
00:16:30,179 --> 00:16:31,289
Hi, Colin.

485
00:16:32,009 --> 00:16:33,169
Hi, How are you?

486
00:16:36,059 --> 00:16:37,029
[crashing]

487
00:16:39,009 --> 00:16:39,269
[audience cheering]

488
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,200
Hav.. Have you met Wayne?

489
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,049
he's
fighting
a...series

490
00:16:46,070 --> 00:16:47,149
of bad guys
in slow
motion.

491
00:16:47,169 --> 00:16:49,000
(Greg)
'He thinks, he's in a
movie.'

492
00:16:49,019 --> 00:16:50,100
[buzzer]

493
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,049
Very good!

494
00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:53,029
(Drew)
'Close enough.'

495
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,100
Colin, can I get
you a drink?

496
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,100
[ding dong]
Ah-ha!

497
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,129
Aah!

498
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:58,110
Aah!

499
00:16:59,000 --> 00:16:59,279
Aah!

500
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,129
- Hello.
- Hey, that's okay.

501
00:17:01,149 --> 00:17:02,129
Hello, Ryan.

502
00:17:02,149 --> 00:17:03,110
[Ryan muttering]

503
00:17:04,099 --> 00:17:05,059
Argh!

504
00:17:06,099 --> 00:17:07,059
[audience cheering]

505
00:17:08,099 --> 00:17:09,059
[audience clapping]

506
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,289
[Drew chuckling]

507
00:17:16,009 --> 00:17:17,099
[continues chuckling]

508
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,099
[audience roaring]

509
00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:20,079
[hearty laughter]

510
00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:22,170
[continues laughing]

511
00:17:23,289 --> 00:17:24,250
[audience applauding]

512
00:17:26,109 --> 00:17:27,069
[Drew chuckling]

513
00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:31,089
[continues chuckling]

514
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:33,220
[continues chuckling]

515
00:17:37,009 --> 00:17:37,269
[continues chuckling]

516
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,079
[floor banging]

517
00:17:40,099 --> 00:17:41,059
[audience laughing]

518
00:17:43,099 --> 00:17:44,059
[chuckling]

519
00:17:45,109 --> 00:17:46,119
I guess a game
of Twister's

520
00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:48,200
out of the question
at this point.

521
00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:49,200
Hey, Colin,
you...uh..

522
00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:51,029
Ryan, have you
met Colin?

523
00:17:51,049 --> 00:17:52,170
He's a...he's
a trapeze artist.

524
00:17:52,190 --> 00:17:53,269
He's a high-wire
act in the circus.

525
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:56,000
He's a...he thinks
he's in the circus.

526
00:17:56,019 --> 00:17:57,230
He's a very
unsuccessful--

527
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,130
[buzzer]

528
00:17:59,150 --> 00:18:00,269
That's right.

529
00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:03,230
(Drew)
Accident-prone circus
performer.

530
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,079
And who wants
their bottle?

531
00:18:05,099 --> 00:18:06,230
Who wants
their bottle?

532
00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:10,029
who was just born and is
a bizarre dog-like creature?

533
00:18:10,049 --> 00:18:11,029
(Drew)
'A foal.'

534
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,230
[buzzer]

535
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:14,029
- 'What is he?'
- A foal.

536
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:15,109
Whatever!

537
00:18:16,049 --> 00:18:17,009
[audience clapping]

538
00:18:18,099 --> 00:18:19,130
All the points
I have left

539
00:18:19,150 --> 00:18:20,279
go to Ryan for sticking
your face there.

540
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,069
I couldn't
have done that.

541
00:18:23,039 --> 00:18:24,079
[audience cheering]

542
00:18:25,210 --> 00:18:28,240
Ryan "anything for a laugh"
Stiles. Ha-ha ha-ha..

543
00:18:28,259 --> 00:18:30,190
Remember, that's how I got
the job on the other show.

544
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,289
(Drew)
'That's right.'

545
00:18:32,009 --> 00:18:33,069
[audience laughing]

546
00:18:34,009 --> 00:18:35,170
[audience clapping]

547
00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:37,089
Alright.
Hey, stay tuned!

548
00:18:37,109 --> 00:18:38,240
When we come back, we'll
find out who the winner is.

549
00:18:38,259 --> 00:18:40,089
They'll get to play a
little
improv game with me.

550
00:18:40,109 --> 00:18:41,190
And watch these
commercials.

551
00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:44,170
We'll be back with more
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

552
00:18:46,109 --> 00:18:48,029
[theme music]

553
00:18:48,049 --> 00:18:49,220
Hey, welcome back to
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

554
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,279
Tonight's winner, Wayne Brady!

555
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,119
Wayne Brady..

556
00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:53,250
...is the big
winner tonight.

557
00:18:53,269 --> 00:18:55,190
[audience applauding]

558
00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:57,160
Wayne and I are
gonna improvise

559
00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:59,059
a scene called the
"Foreign Film Dub".

560
00:18:59,079 --> 00:19:00,109
So what's gonna
happen is you guys

561
00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:01,109
are just gonna suggest
a foreign language.

562
00:19:01,130 --> 00:19:02,210
We're gonna fake it.

563
00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:06,059
And...uh, Ryan and Greg
are gonna interpret for us.

564
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:08,119
And Colin is just gonna
sit there and look busy?

565
00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:10,109
[audience chuckling]

566
00:19:10,130 --> 00:19:12,109
Let's have the name
of a language you'd like--

567
00:19:12,130 --> 00:19:15,079
[indistinct shouting]

568
00:19:15,099 --> 00:19:16,079
What'd you say?

569
00:19:16,099 --> 00:19:17,079
[muffled shouts]

570
00:19:17,099 --> 00:19:18,210
- 'Farsi!'
- Farsi.

571
00:19:18,230 --> 00:19:19,220
Farsi.

572
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,089
- Excuse me?
- Farsi.

573
00:19:21,109 --> 00:19:22,109
- Okay.
- They speak it in..

574
00:19:22,130 --> 00:19:24,220
- In Iran.
- Uh-huh.

575
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,170
We need a name
of a film
title.

576
00:19:26,190 --> 00:19:29,150
- "Banished On The Breezes."
- '"Banished On The Breezes."'

577
00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:31,069
"Banished On The Breezes."
in Farsi.

578
00:19:31,089 --> 00:19:32,160
And now you're gonna
uh...interpret for me

579
00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:33,170
and you're gonna
interpret for Wayne.

580
00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:34,190
Okay.
Ready.

581
00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:37,069
"Banished On The Breezes."

582
00:19:37,089 --> 00:19:39,049
[imitating Farsi]

583
00:19:41,089 --> 00:19:43,049
[continues imitating]

584
00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:46,220
Huh.
Everything is gone.

585
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:49,079
The breeze has come
and blown things away.

586
00:19:49,099 --> 00:19:52,059
[ululating]

587
00:19:54,190 --> 00:19:56,119
(Ryan)
'I think my camel is dead.'

588
00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:57,200
[audience laughing]

589
00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:00,170
[imitating Farsi]

590
00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:01,170
[ululating]

591
00:20:01,190 --> 00:20:03,160
[continues imitating]

592
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:06,130
(Greg)
'Our village, it is gone'

593
00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:07,250
'And all you can do'
'is stand there and go'

594
00:20:07,269 --> 00:20:09,190
[ululating]

595
00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:11,250
[guttural noises]

596
00:20:11,269 --> 00:20:13,230
[coughing]

597
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,190
(Ryan)
'Uh..'

598
00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:17,279
'We're going
to miss "Baywatch".'

599
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,059
[audience laughing]

600
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:20,259
[audience clapping]

601
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,230
[imitating Farsi]

602
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:26,059
[wailing]

603
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:28,259
br-r-ree br-r-ree

604
00:20:30,039 --> 00:20:31,079
(Greg)
'I've constructed a
television'

605
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,079
using these tin cans
and this hand drill

606
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,230
that managed to stay.

607
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,220
[ululating]

608
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,289
Ooh-wah, ooh-wah.
Caputoas!

609
00:20:41,009 --> 00:20:43,119
(Ryan)
'Many years ago,
I worked in a club.'

610
00:20:46,009 --> 00:20:49,220
I can't say what type,
yet I am ashamed.

611
00:20:51,009 --> 00:20:53,069
[imitating Farsi]

612
00:20:57,039 --> 00:20:58,099
(Greg)
'I remember your dancing.'

613
00:20:58,119 --> 00:21:00,119
'You went by the name of..'
[brings up phlegm]

614
00:21:00,140 --> 00:21:02,069
[audience chuckling]

615
00:21:02,089 --> 00:21:03,269
'Here is a schnifnik.'

616
00:21:03,289 --> 00:21:05,059
'It is the traditional
money that I give'

617
00:21:05,079 --> 00:21:06,220
'the dancer who
pleases me so well.'

618
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,269
[claps]

619
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,180
(Greg)
'Now dance, clap clap.'

620
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,160
[audience chuckling]

621
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,029
[ululating]

622
00:21:13,049 --> 00:21:15,009
[imitating oud]

623
00:21:16,049 --> 00:21:17,009
[continues imitating]

624
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,069
[audience roaring]

625
00:21:19,089 --> 00:21:20,049
[buzzer]

626
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,259
[muttering rubbish]

627
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,279
Thank you
very much.

628
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,079
Hey, we're
out of time.

629
00:21:28,099 --> 00:21:29,230
Thanks for watching
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

630
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:31,079
We'll see you again soon.
Goodnight.

631
00:21:31,099 --> 00:21:32,160
[audience applauding]

632
00:21:34,170 --> 00:21:36,140
[theme music]

633
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,160
[applause]